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Like za ovo iznad, a i nasmijalo me :hahah

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Hladnog, snježnog ponedjeljka u jutro dogodila se saobraćajna nesreća u kojoj su učestvovali muškarac i žena. Oba automobila su totalno uništena, ali srećom nijedno od njih dvoje nije ozlijeđeno, pravo malo čudo...

Nakon što su se izvukli iz svojih slupanih automobila, muškarac je
počeo galamiti i govoriti ružne stvari o ženama za volanom.
Žena je rekla "Dakle ti si muškarac, zanimljivo..., ali
pogledaj naše aute potpuno su uništeni, a mi smo neozljeđeni, to mora da je
nekakav božji znak..., možda nam bog želi reći da trebamo ostatak naših života
provesti u prijateljstvu i razumijevanju."
Polaskan, muškarac odgovori "O da, to je sigurno božji znak!
Ali ti si ipak skrivila nesreću, ... ženama bi trebalo zabraniti da voze!"
Žena nastavi "A pogledaj ovo, evo još jednog čuda! Moj auto
je potpuno uništen, ali ova butelja vrhunskog vina je preživjela sudar, što
kažeš na to! Sigurno bog želi da popijemo ovo vino i proslavimo to što smo
imali sreće." i pruži bocu muškarcu.
Muškarac samouvjereno klimnu glavom, otvori butelju i ispije pola
boce, a zatim pruži bocu ženi.
Žena uzme bocu, ugura čep na svoje mjesto i pruži bocu natrag
muškarcu.
Muškarac upita: "Zar ti nećeš popiti?"
Žena odgovori: "Ne. Mislim da ću pričekati policiju..."
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7. One mrze bube. Čak je i najkrupnijoj ženi potreban muškarac kad primjeti pauka.

11. One vjeruju kako su sva piva ista.

Ovdje se prepoznah :hahah
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Skitnica wrote:
Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:23 pm
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uvjek .... :hahah

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Svaka žena ima tri faze razvoja:
1. Ljuta je na oca
2. Bjesna je na muža
3. Nezadovoljna je zetom

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Skitnica wrote:
Wed Nov 03, 2021 12:21 pm
Svaka žena ima tri faze razvoja:
1. Ljuta je na oca
2. Bjesna je na muža
3. Nezadovoljna je zetom

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Znaci nije do zena :D/
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Znaci jedan od nacina da se spase brak jest i to da se prezaduzite :hahah

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A izgleda da jeste. :D/

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zene ....ihhhhh

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Recenica koju zene najvise ponavljaju su :

Već sam ti rekla nekoliko puta..i opet moram ponoviti.. :hahah

Moramo razgovarati... :D/

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